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refreshes:

anglocorns:

greed:

i really want to make ‘cool beans’ a thing again 

what the hell is cool about beans

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idk about you but these beans look cool as fuck to me

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stability:

confirmance:

I wonder if famous people get bored of their songs like you get bored of your selfies 

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drunkpeeta:

healthy-from-the-inside-out:

drunkpeeta:

it really pisses me off that it’s 2013 and i still have to wait for my hair to dry like can someone please invent something that can dry it quick??

you mean like image
a hairdryer?

can we agree to never talk about this again

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Unpleasant customers who complain and say they’d rather go somewhere else.

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dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

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*new follower*
Fuk is u
*looks at tagged/me*
O shit wassup tho

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goldenclitoris:

when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
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shouldnt:

why cant there be 2 week days and 5 days in the weekend

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slydig:

how do i get abs without doing anything

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peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

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st4rryni9ht:

me reelin’ in yo gurl like

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poochcrew:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.

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wretchedoftheearth:

once one of my best friends told me that i was wearing too much makeup (i was wearing lip gloss and mascara) and told me that i should have a look that’s more like my other friend (who wears a full face of makeup every day) as she looks more natural and that moment made me realize that men truly do not understand what makeup looks like

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iguanatime:

he’s on an important journey

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